I guess I wasn’t the only one who thought Jeopardy would be a good drinking game. I just didn’t have the good fortune to host it while drinking along.
August 28, 2009
August 22, 2009
January 25, 2009
January 16, 2009
This is supposed to be a pic of my roommate and 2 girls and Matt- I don’t know why I could see this clearer when I was drunk
January 7, 2009
A picture of Jeanne’s midget hands (her words, not mine!). I hung out with Amber, Bomi, Jeanne and Heather tonight. I’m so glad to have all of them in my life. Tonight was Heather’s first night back, so we of course had much catching up to do.
I decided not to scrap this blog. I make mistakes, but I don’t think axing the blog will solve that. Instead I finally found a new years resolution (just a week late) to drink less, and be less of a dick. I know, simple right? Well maybe not if you ask some people…
I found out that the blood taken when I was at the urgent care clinic on Saturday indicated that I have above average levels of testosterone and too many red blood cells. No wonder I’ve been hornier than a 5 headed unicorn recently. I’m supposed to go back in a month to have another blood sample taken. Hopefully my blood doesn’t clot up and kill me before then. I need time to turn over this new leaf I’ve been inspired to investigate! A perfect end to a literal week of drinking. I was wasted from thursday night last week up until tonight. Ow, my liver.
January 5, 2009
Am I Allowed to Put These Regrets in 2008 Still?
Ruh roh- I seem to be coming home from Stir with a fiery passion for blogging lately- which would be fine, except I usually also come home from Stir drunk.
Last night I saw Dio at Stir, which really pissed me off- not entirely sure why. My best guess: he cancelled on me last minute to go to Last Comic Standing, which I only found out about when I called to confirm we were still on. His reason for cancelling was that he was going to be celebrating his friend’s birthday and needed to get work done before that. There was no mention of Stir, no thought of “oh hey, I’m going so maybe we can hang out there instead?” So when I walked in to Stir and saw him there, I just though “whoops, I know how much you didn’t want to see me tonight, I’ll stay out of your hair”
Which I did do. I didn’t speak to him once, regrettably. Instead I avoided him. Ugh. Matt and Jonathan were there so I had people to hang out with- it was good seeing Matt for the first (sober) time since our fight on Halloween. I requested RoboCop- yet another bad decision of mine- and attempted to dance to it, while everyone else cleared the dance floor. Thankfully Jonathan was there to assist.
Showing up to Stir sober, I “met” a remarkable number of people I had “met” before. I felt like an amnesia patient. People walking up to me and talking to me as if I had any idea who they were. Or worse- introducing myself to somebody who proceded to gasp and say “I can’t believe you don’t remember me!”
There’s a lot of things I’d like to not remember a lot more than your name, sorry.
January 1, 2009
December 22, 2008
Oh god Heather, where are you!? I need you back in my life. The decisions I make… Fuuuuuuuuck get back here soon!!!
December 21, 2008
My typical Sunday morning breakfast table. I figured I’d walk in to something like this when I awoke to find my trashcan next to my bed. Yes, I finished all the Captain Morgan when mixing mojitos (mmm) and both the Aristocrat and Vlad.
I hung out with Jay and his boyf Jack yesterday, meeting unexpectedly at Target. I was buying mixers and eggs while Jay was buying Christmas presents for his relatives. Jack was wearing the sweater Jay bought the previous time I went xmas shopping with him. As Jay put it, I’ve been present for all his Christmas shopping…get it? Present? Christmas shopping? Fuck off, I’m hung over.
Anyway, We all trundled back to my place and played Left 4 Dead and Wii. Then we moved on to watch the Coen bros’ “Burn After Reading” which was ridiculously good. Jay and Jack then abandoned me in my inebriated state, but luckily Jonathan woke up from his nap by then and I once again was not drinking alone.
It gave me a reason to finally finish off the Crown Royale I had kept since my 21st birthday! I think we mixed it with Cranberry Juice? I’m sure it would have been nasty if I had been sober, but I dumped it down my throat like it weren’t no thang.
Me and Jonathan watched Burn After Reading, some 30 Rock episodes and even played Mario Kart Wii (which he’s getting very good at) so the night went great. I woke up optimistically, only to find Jonathan had left none of the banana bread he brought (don’t blame him, it was incredible) but at least I still have my weird noodle Quiche thing I made. Yeah…
