Live Your Life, AyyyyyyyTumblr (3.0; @fousheezy)http://blog.fousheezy.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9669721&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9669721&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9669721&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A quick movie about Chat Roulette</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/438263668http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/438263668Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:22:13 -0500<a href="http://www.pomegranatephone.com">Pomegranate Smart Phone</a>: <p>This kicks the shit out of the iPhone! Built in Coffee Maker, Projector, Electric Razor, and Harmonica!</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/437240578http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/437240578Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:56:47 -0500ad for Nova Scotia<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1743331&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1743331&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1743331&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Not at all sure what just happened. Mario just fucked Laura Croft?</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/437197533http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/437197533Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:24:29 -0500http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/437097494http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/437097494Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:10:10 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xNuCfD5bICQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xNuCfD5bICQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Health Insurance companies are pirates</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/436891554http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/436891554Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:28:58 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzfbgMETN1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m not sure what the hell has been happening with my phone. Starting last Friday, I received a call from some old lady asking for “Walter”</p> <p>I told her she had the wrong number, she apologized, and we hung up. About an hour later, she called back, asking for Walter again. I, again, said she had the wrong number and this wasn’t Walter’s phone number. She again apologized and we hung up.</p> <p>Throughout the rest of the day, I continued to get calls from the old witch, every time she asked if Walter was available and EVERY TIME I told her she had the wrong phone number. On one occasion, before hanging up, she said</p> <p>“Wait! Is this your number?” and proceeded to read my number, with area code, back to me.</p> <p>I told her it was- adding that I’m not Walter- and she said she was so sorry, but that information kept giving her my phone number.</p> <p>That sure didn’t stop her from continuing to call at random intervals for the rest of Friday, Saturday, and Sunday though! She has left several messages on my voicemail saying “If this is Walter’s phone number, please call me back” (by the way, my voicemail message clearly says “Hey it’s John, leave a message”)</p> <p>How the fuck do I get her to stop!? Additionally, I got a phone call this afternoon from a different number who asked for me. When I confirmed it was me, she congratulated me for having been entered into a Dreams Come True Sweepstakes and promptly hung up on me before I could ask if she was talking about the organization with dying children. I googled around and found it’s a Disney contest. But still, what the fuck? Where are people getting my phone number?</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/435269592http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/435269592Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:21:15 -0500Stop telephonin me-eh-eh-eh<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz0xclyZy1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>zomg</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/434837830http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/434837830Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:10:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kys00oW3Bm1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Man I’m thirsty! What do you got?”</p> <p>“Umm there’s soda, water, purple stuff… Oh wow! Sunny D!!” <em>everyone cheers</em></p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/426797377http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/426797377Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:07:15 -0500anyome else remember this?<p>Ummm fucking psychopath</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/426782569http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/426782569Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:58:00 -0500I knew you for 4 hourswhat the hell is wrong with you?!?<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqb1uIwYl1qzo8mdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW - I am probably going to bed in the next 30 minutes this day has been awful.</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/424934900http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/424934900Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:10:40 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyol2lVkiq1qzo8mdo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m not gonna stop until I barf up 5 pounds</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/423022292http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/423022292Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:51:54 -0500who's thirsty?Fousheezy: god I wish I coulda gone out this weekend. I was sick with some awful GI crud<br /> Fousheezy: I dunno what I ate but my intestines certainly didn't like it <br /> Lezboss: could've been that norovirus going around <br /> Fousheezy: No, I have AVG running on my Pyloric sphincter<br /> Fousheezy: it *is* the free edition thoughhttp://blog.fousheezy.com/post/422797003http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/422797003Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:54:00 -0500Alone foreverrrrrrrrrrrrI regularly reference human anatomy in off the cuff jokesPeople need wikipedia to laughnerrrd<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyocke8R5p1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>En Bee Fuh Arrrrr</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/422679003http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/422679003Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:48:14 -0500<p>DASHBOARD SPAM</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/422403029http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/422403029Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:43:55 -0500trying not to push the unfollow buttonfinger might slipisn't this what text messaging is for?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kym88padkM1qzo8mdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Re: my last post</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/420214283http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/420214283Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:19:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kylzraxJbd1qzb52xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tlbb.tumblr.com/post/419980368" target="_blank">tlbb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://827.tumblr.com/post/419976610/whateva-gets-a-bitch-through-the-week" target="_blank">827</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Whateva gets a bitch through the week.</p> </blockquote> <p>Whut?  You don’t drink at work?</p> </blockquote> <p>Ummmm who waits to drink anymore? What she’s really saying is “4 shots for lunch please”</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/420195519http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/420195519Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:05:00 -0500<p>Next year, instead of Black History Month, we should do Black <b><i>Mystery</i></b> Month.</p> <ul> <li>Does Oprah’s mind control superpower only work on women and gays?</li> <li>Has any other race invented something better than Peanut Butter?</li> <li>Is Super Man black?</li> <li>Is there anything more condescending than trying to cram caring about an entire people’s achievements into the shortest month of the year and proclaiming it has fixed all inequality?</li> <li>Has Morgan Freeman narrated every movie ever made?</li> <li>Can Obama heal children by smiling at them?</li> <li>Is Wanda Sykes 400 feet tall??</li> <li>Did Will Smith thwart Mel Gibson’s plot to steal the moon???</li> <li>Can Missy Elliott Fly?!?!</li> </ul> <p>I feel like people will pay a lot more attention.</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/418406944http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/418406944Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:21:00 -0500a little bit racist poststill though<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyd2bc3kto1qayr9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sebastion.tumblr.com/post/414373737/fuckyeahtopsbtms-sebastian-you-think-hes" target="_blank">sebastion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fuckyeahtopsbtms.tumblr.com/post/412497724" target="_blank">fuckyeahtopsbtms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a title="Sebastian's Bastion" href="http://sebastion.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Sebastian</a>. You think he’s h0TT? Yeah, me too. And… <b>AND!</b>… he’s really a fantastic guy, too. /wants</p> <p>Sebastian says:</p> <p>Hope you enjoy this one :)</p> <p>I know I surely do!</p> </blockquote> <p>thanks once again :) another snpd for you all haha…</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m glad you photoshopped my face out of your crotch this time</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/416244753http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/416244753Sat, 27 Feb 2010 18:10:44 -0500<a href="http://wamiv.tumblr.com/post/413522570/to-the-people-who-are-against-legislation-to-ban">William Augustus: To the people who are against legislation to ban bullying and discrimination in public schools based on sexual...</a>: <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygkbeKoUf1qznz72.jpg"/> On May 11, 2003, Sakia Gunn, a <b>15-year-old</b> lesbian, was murdered in a hate crime in Newark, New Jersey. While waiting for a bus, Gunn and her friends were propositioned by two men. When the girls rejected their advances, declaring themselves to be lesbians, the men attacked them. One of the men, Richard McCullough, fatally stabbed Gunn</p> <p><img onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygkbsviPM1qznz72.jpg" alt="image"/></p> <p>On February 12, 2008, Lawrence “Larry” King, a <b>15 year old</b> junior highschool student was shot twice by a classmate at E.O. Green School in Oxnard, California. He was taken off life support after doctors declared him brain dead on February 15</p> <p>September 15, 2008 - A Bourbonnais, Illinois elementary school bus driver was charged with leading a homophobic attack on a <b>10-year</b> old student passenger. The boy was taunted by the driver who then encouraged other students to chase and beat the child</p> <p><img onclick="$(this).toggleClassName('inline_image'); return false;" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygkd3bFdf1qznz72.jpg" alt="image"/>On April 6, 2009, Carl Joseph Walker-Hoover, an <b>11 year old</b> child in Springfield, Massachusetts, hanged himself with an extension cord after being bullied all school year by peers who said “he acted feminine” and was gay</p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violence_against_LGBT_people" target="_blank">more here</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Too tragic for words</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/413552412http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/413552412Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:19:23 -0500<p>I was on the phone with a Microsoft Tech support representative this evening trying to sort out an issue on my ex’s mother’s computer, and I suddenly realized the IT guy was hitting on me. He had long since described what I needed to do to fix the problem (which I knew was wrong) but he asked if he could remote desktop control of the computer. He then asked how to pronounce my last name, confirmed he had my right phone number and email address, and asked me what I did for a living, how old I am, what color my hair is, what the fuuuuuuuck</p> <p>Our conversation ended as I continually thanked him (because I wanted to get back to figuring out what was wrong) but he emphasized how if I had any concerns at all I could call his extension and get back to him so he could assist me further. He ended with “it must be night where you are, so I hope you have a lovely evening” ending in an implicit wink.</p> <p>How bizarre…</p>http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/412836541http://blog.fousheezy.com/post/412836541Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:52:17 -0500