Hey look it’s Carrie Prejean, defending her statement that she doesn’t support gay marriage. As soon as I see a beauty queen talking shit about gays, I’m immediately reminded of Anita Bryant fighting against the initial gay rights movement by insinuating and outright claiming that gays are child molesters who want to turn every city into a non-stop San Fran pride parade.

Aside from Carrie having a permanent squint of “I’m about to sneeze” on her face, she’s pretty oblivious to the argument over gay marriage currently going on in the country. She seems to think we can choose between same sex marriage or “opposite marriage” in this country. Actually honey, that’s what we’re fighting for- like, since before you were born.