A picture of Jeanne’s midget hands (her words, not mine!). I hung out with Amber, Bomi, Jeanne and Heather tonight. I’m so glad to have all of them in my life. Tonight was Heather’s first night back, so we of course had much catching up to do.

I decided not to scrap this blog. I make mistakes, but I don’t think axing the blog will solve that. Instead I finally found a new years resolution (just a week late) to drink less, and be less of a dick. I know, simple right? Well maybe not if you ask some people…

I found out that the blood taken when I was at the urgent care clinic on Saturday indicated that I have above average levels of testosterone and too many red blood cells. No wonder I’ve been hornier than a 5 headed unicorn recently. I’m supposed to go back in a month to have another blood sample taken. Hopefully my blood doesn’t clot up and kill me before then. I need time to turn over this new leaf I’ve been inspired to investigate! A perfect end to a literal week of drinking. I was wasted from thursday night last week up until tonight. Ow, my liver.