The Call Me Fousheezy
March 10, 2010

I was so drunk Monday night, I forgot to take out my contacts; when I tried to get the right contact out Tuesday morning, it slid to the corner of my eye and disappeared. Today, I just spent $45 for my optometrist to shine a light at my eyeball and tell me nothing is in there

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