Evidence for why I will be alone forever

• Fousheezy: god I wish I coulda gone out this weekend. I was sick with some awful GI crud
• Fousheezy: I dunno what I ate but my intestines certainly didn't like it
• Lezboss: could've been that norovirus going around
• Fousheezy: No, I have AVG running on my Pyloric sphincter
• Fousheezy: it *is* the free edition though