March 2010
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Sorry, if this is the first paragraph on your dating profile? I’m not at all interested
first of all, id like to say that im a Christian (which is rare in the gay world lol). now that doesnt mean that im gonna preach to ya or hit you in the head with a Bible haha, but i do believe in God, and i do believe in trying to live a morally good life and doing my best to be the person God wants me...
The Porcupine who wanted a hug →
I think this is how I approach relationships
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Definitely getting sick
I blame who I’ve been sleeping with
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Nothing like the look the checkout girl gives you...
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I'm in one of those moods
Where I keep thinking about how much I hate Seth, then I miss him, then my stomach lurches as I think of him with the piece of shit he left me for. Don’t worry, I always end back up at hating him
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Fred Phelps Banned from England →
I think it’s possible to hate anybody if you just read their Twitter.
– Josh Abramson (via rickyv)
Pope Forgives Molested Children →
Again, the Onion reports the actual news before it happens.
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Pippki: Nik is going to have a heart attack when he sees the wave in the morning
Fousheezy: :D
Fousheezy: I can see the headlines now
Fousheezy: "Horrible vampiric parasite found dead in back alley of dirty bojangles next to laptop"
Pippki: :D
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Google's next product should be to manufacture...
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Pokemon drawn with human faces →
I’m torn. This is horrifying, yet also really funny
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Fousheezy: I'm listening to the Car Talk podcast, and I was only partially paying attention, and he said "if you do anything but oil changes..." but I heard "butt oil changes"...
Joel: wait, you don't change your butt oil?
Joel: that's going to backfire
Joel: ...if you know what I mean
Joel: BA DUM SHA
Fousheezy: I'm gonna go change the butt oil in a few seconds
Joel: just don't crap on your coworkers' desks
Joel: as much as you might otherwise want to
Fousheezy: a whole lot, actually
Fousheezy: it wouldn't be so tempting if his desk weren't a toilet
Joel: haha
Joel: toilet
Fousheezy: toy-let
Fousheezy: a small toy
Fousheezy: the same way an inlet is a tiny hotel
Fousheezy: and a harlot is a small harl
Joel: and a bullet is a small bull
Joel: and a chicklet is a small chickle
Joel: and a bucket, a small buck
Joel: nantucket is a small nantuck
Joel: watever the fuck that is
Fousheezy: haha, what the fuck was a harl?
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sebastion asked: you were in my dream last night... how weird is that? lol.
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Dreamless
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, I’ve experienced something I don’t remember ever experiencing before. I had dreams that weren’t nightmares- per se- nor were they weird or good. They were angry dreams. Like, raw hatred infused with the stuff of dreams. I don’t remember what happens in them, I just remember that I am so angry. It has been freaking me out since I’m...
I'm breakin' dishes up in here allll night (all...
Google Chat's :-/ Smiley
Fousheezy: did you see that smiley in action?
Fousheezy: after turning, the eyes and nose slid down the slant
Marion: hahah i love when it does that
Marion: he just falls
Marion: slides down his own mouth
Fousheezy: And he's so nonchalant about it too
Marion: "oh hey guys, don't mind me as i SLIDE DOWN MY OWN MOUTH"
Marion: what a clown