They Call Me Fousheezy: Archive

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Well, it's been an unmemorable 28 days without any...

Next year, instead of Black History Month, we should do Black Mystery Month. Does Oprah’s mind control superpower only work on women and gays? Has any other race invented something better than Peanut Butter? Is Super Man black? Is there anything more condescending than trying to cram caring about an entire people’s achievements into the shortest month of the year and proclaiming...

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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William Augustus: To the people who are against... →

On May 11, 2003, Sakia Gunn, a 15-year-old lesbian, was murdered in a hate crime in Newark, New Jersey. While waiting for a bus, Gunn and her friends were propositioned by two men. When the girls rejected their advances, declaring themselves to be lesbians, the men attacked them. One of the men, Richard McCullough, fatally stabbed Gunn On February 12, 2008, Lawrence “Larry” King, a 15 year...

Feb 26th

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New Achievement Unlocked!

I was on the phone with a Microsoft Tech support representative this evening trying to sort out an issue on my ex’s mother’s computer, and I suddenly realized the IT guy was hitting on me. He had long since described what I needed to do to fix the problem (which I knew was wrong) but he asked if he could remote desktop control of the computer. He then asked how to pronounce my last...

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Under the Sea - sung by Raven Symone

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

Ben is Chasing Beautiful Girls - Norwegian...

Feb 23rd

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You know in Pokemon when you would be walking...

wamiv: insidethebox: That’s how I feel walking through campus during Student Government Election week. !

Feb 23rd

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Marion: hahahah she's so into it
Marion: she reminds me of me
Marion: yeah, that's a compliment to all parties

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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I just realized I only drank soda or alcohol all...

Sorry kidneys…

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 20th

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Thunder Child - Mister JoyBoy Remix Strangely...

Feb 20th

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Freak Faces 2Night - Willy Wonk vs. Electric Youth...

Feb 20th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Feb 19th

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Sound Job Councelling

Fousheezy: The business manager of my company just sent me an email beginning with "LOL"
Fousheezy: and there are like 5 smilies in this thing
Marion: quit

Feb 19th

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Watch

Top 40 02/10/2010 - DJ Radyus Snoop dog rhythm is a gangsta (DJs from mars club remix) Party Don’t Start (Marching Powder Mix) DJ Fergie Ferg - Hung Up On Tik Tok Britney Spears – (Donni Hotwheel Megamix) Camp Lo - Luchini (MTM Bmore Club Remix) LMFAO FT. HYPER CRUSH - LA LA LA (HYPER CRUSH RMX) LMFAO FT. LIL JON - SHOTS VS. BONKERS PROJECT PAT FT. OJ DA JUICEMAN - KEEP IT HOOD (BIRD...

Feb 17th

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A Chemo-ver...

is a lot like a comb-over, except you don’t have any hair to do it with.

Feb 17th

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You guys!!!

“Hahahahah” is just “AAAAAAAAAAH” with all but the last H removed!

Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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sebastion asked: stop asking me so many anonymous questions about oral sex :P goshhh haha.

Feb 16th

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Fresh Prince of Bel Air vs Battle without Honor or...

Feb 16th

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Feb 12th

Epiphany (I’m Leaving) by Chrisette Michele

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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I am now 24 years old

I have been at my job for exactly 1 year starting tomorrow. As I have been for the 23 years prior, I am single. I have very different peer groups, and very different expectations now. Yet last year I was despairing that I’d never find somebody who is interested in a relationship…and I’m in that same position this year. On the improvements side though: I am now a cofounder of a...

Feb 11th

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