September 2009
58 posts
Ok I joined Ping!
Ping me: fousheezy
Married Life from Up
I want somebody with whom I...
Grocery Store
Girl1: Why are you getting organic bananas, they're not any healthier and twice as expensive...
Girl2: Oh- I though they said 'or*gasm*ic'. Like, they're /that/ good
Me: *shoots self in face until out of bullets*
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honestly.
andreasjp:
when the women fought for their rights, did they bring mops, brooms, dustpans, kitchen sinks, sud buckets, wachine machines, wash boards, ironing boards, and sewing machines with them?
when the blacks fought for their rights, did they bring a cotton gin, straw hat, overalls, berry picking bucket, their master’s children with them?
NO. they came as normal, everyday people, fighting...
I wish there was a way to disable stupid event...
tlbb:
no, I’m not particularly interested in a bible study in KENTUCKY.
defriend
Oh hey, guess I’m not the only one getting facebook invites to bible studies. Was yours a queer one?
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Yeah, no.
For the second month in a row now, I’ve gotten an invite from a very very casual acquaintance to attend a “Queer Folks Bible Study.” When I saw the invite last month, I deleted the invite and simply RSVP’d “no” This time around, I became annoyed.
A quick glance at my feed showing many posts on a group called “Atheist Movie Night” and my consistent...
Navy to review gay dog handler abuse case →
A navy kennel administrator beat and tortured a petty officer for 2 years after suspicions he is gay arose. The petty officer never reported the abuse because he was afraid of being discharged under Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. The kennel admin later was promoted.
Disgusting.
Watchboomshockalocka:
Protect Insurance Companies PSA featuring Will Ferrell, Mad Men’s Jon Hamm, and more.
agree
Female Youth Pastor has sex with 15 year old boy... →
You just can’t make this shit up.
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Project ‘Gaydar’ →
thatguychad:
MIT project determines sexuality based on Facebook friends.
There are DEFINITELY a few of my friends which, if you share them with me, I am certain you are gay or a woman. The Gay Canary as it were.
3G Microcells: AT&T Wants You to Pay Extra to Fix... →
iamcup:
(via gizmodo)
Well that pretty much sums up my opinion.
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Lindsey Graham was on the news tonight saying that President Obama is just “telling people what they want to hear” when it comes to having a health care plan which won’t add to the deficit. He goes on to say his claims “just don’t add up”
I wish they wouldn’t broadcast this propaganda. He’s just saying things to scare people away from a policy which...
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Totes Hilar →
I found it funny, but then again everyone thinks I have a weird sense of humor
Homophobia
lordolimar:
I’m not a fighting type person. But I got in a fight last night.
Walking down Franklin Street in Chapel Hill and some dumbass fucking drunk breeder decides to say shit to me and the boyfriend just because we’re gay (which was odd to me because we were simply walking down the street - I didn’t realize we were being flamboyant or anything). Matt, being the waspy New Englander that...
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Christ, my iPhone needs to add a breathalizer to...
I’m a fuckin slut
Tumblr need to make a double heart next to the...
So when jermainia posts fabulous pics you can ‘love it!’
Patrick Swayze is going to be on The View next...
(via thatguychad)
Haaaahahahaha
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Fousheezy: well how'd the interview go?
Robert: it went well
Robert: hopefully I'll hear something back in the next few days
Fousheezy: I would have waited after the interview for the next person to go in, and then walked in about 5 minutes in, interrupt their interview with "Yo man, I'm really happy you got this interview. I'mma let you finish, but I had the best interview of all time" and then walk back out
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UGH
I wish facebook had an DO NOT LIKE button you can press over and over again next to stuff that comes up in your feed. Namely, because every idiot I went to highschool with is posting shit about the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks and parroting the Bush administration propaganda line “NEVER FORGET”
In my opinion that is not what we need to “never forget”. We, as...
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now I'm trying to learn how to say "your face" in...
jermainia:
so I can run around saying “your face is pretty awful everyday.”
Dein Gesicht.
Jeden Tag ist dein Gesicht ziemlich schlecht.
Sarah Palin - "Death panels are real." →
matthewjoseph:
Santa told her about it. He said you go into a room and a three-member panel consisting of Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader, and a chupacabra decide whether or not that hangnail you have qualifies you to die via a cruciatus curse.
That’s how Dumbledore really died.
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Marion
For those who don’t know, Marion is an amazing person in my life. She can be found on twitter and facebook- where she is listed as my sister. She introduced me to another amazing person in my life, Jeanne. I know her from high school, and I have visited her for the past 2 years on the 4th of July- in Boston in 08 and in DC in 09. Our senses of humour match seamlessly, and our conversations,...
so, you're in a polyamarous relationship?
jesseboy:
great, good for you, glad you and your three other boyfriends are happy, living in a den of lube and sin.
but hey, no need to flaunt it all over your facebook page. i’m not going to watch the MTV True Life on you. i’m not going to read the articles on you.
i do not. care.
Oh, which annoying embarrassment to the gay community did you see on facebook?
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The Problem with Republicans: They don't know what...
I was reading a story about how conservative justice Scalia ignored the possibility that an innocent person could be convicted and sentenced to death- as so many have been- and it reminded me of the old argument against abolishing the death penalty: “The death penalty is a deterrent- if you kill somebody, we’re gonna kill you”
I was snickering at how ludicrous this sounds when...