August 2009
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Looking at the facebook pictures of the studio 54...
I realize now that I pretty much hate all the gays in Chapel Hill under 22. Blech.
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“(704): You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster...”
– TFLN
Charlotte peeps represent!
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Watchrickyv:
A clip from last night’s Daily Show, which was amazing.
There’s a reason beind the well-worn statistic that young people get their news from The Daily Show, and it isn’t because they’re too lazy or unsophisticated to get it from a news program without dick jokes.
I’m pretty sure is has to do with the fact that Jon Stewart appears to be the only broadcaster who puts basic reason and...
I have facebook invites to 5 different...
and I don’t really want to go to any of them :/
I will go to Heather’s because she will kill me if I don’t.
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Something There - Beauty and the Beast
Jeanne...
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Hey, GOP! Please stop insulting America's civil... →
In recent weeks, members of the GOP seem to have constantly insulted our civil servants. They’ve complained government-run health care might be like the post office, full of inefficiency. No one ever accused America’s post offices of perfection, but the Fedex guy recently delivered my wife’s birthday present to a house down the street. He eventually figured it out and brought it here, but Fedex...
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OK Christians
I was thinking about it. The fact that you come out of your church and into schools attended by both people from your church, and those who don’t. You come in to those schools and DEMAND that your narrow ancient myths be taught along side SCIENCE as a possible alternative.
“Both are equally valid theories!!” You scream.
“I want my children to know both sides and choose...
After Watching Mulan with Jeanne...
I realize 14th century China can be boiled down to an obsession with honor and fireworks. I can’t believe we spent so much time in AP World History on such a simple culture!
Disney World Is Killing Everybody →
Three Disney World employees have died at work in the last month and a half. Disney World is a hellish soul-eating death vortex
haha
Ex Marks the Spot
I’m so terribly sorry it didn’t work out
But I understand why
And I still love you
I’ll never stop loving you
And 50 years from now
if things are different
if you haven’t died of lung cancer
if I didn’t off myself on my 30th birthday
and we’re both single and gross looking 70 year olds
I would gladly sleep next to you
to my final day
I had a fantatsic night last night with Jeanne. We spontaneously decided to have another wine + disney movie session at her place, which is always amazing. Last night we watched The Little Mermaid and Mulan BACK TO BACK.
Aside from the great singalong moments and the delish wine, the company and conversation was what made the night superb. I thought I might have difficulty driving to...
Since bananas are phallic anyway, I've decided to...
You can’t stop me either.
Most U.S. Money Laced With Cocaine →
stand-by-me:
Traces of cocaine taint up to 90 percent of paper money in the United States, a new study finds.
Let me just roll up my dollar bill and do…a line of other dollar bills.
What is the female analog to cock-slapping...
pussy…whipping?
WatchWhy can’t this be real?????
“Semen has so much sperm in it!!!”
– Cezanne
(He meant to say protein)
Last night, Cezanne, Heather, and I snuck up...
and beat it to death with two bottles of Burnette’s Vodka and a riot-gear-grade black dildo.
HAPPY FRIDAY!
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Maybe It's the residual vodka+redbull sloshing...
Fuck you and the whores you rode in on
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I got really excited today
When Fresh retweeted my tweet.
I hope you don’t judge me too harshly
Obama Is Literally Hitler →
mutebutton:
I cannot stop laughing.
Hahaha
