August 2009
83 posts
July 2009
61 posts
fuckyeahvoldemort:
collideee:
Dumbledore [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh… “Severus” Snape. Do we have a “Severus” Snape here?
Severus Snape: It’s Severus.
Dumbledore: Oh Severus, here you go, one for you… And none for Bellatrix Lestrange, bye
Bellatrix: Who’s that from?
Severus Snape: Thanks for...
(805) Da-Foosh
Google voice me (805) 323-6674
US Military Accused of Atrocities Against Iraqi... →
This is absolutely sickening to me
LGBT might stand for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual,...
Or it might stand for “Lets Go Back To (Bed)”
I’m thinking it’s the second one right now…
I think I pissed a whole martini this morning.
Passing the olive was the worst part.
Alright (featuring Kanye) by Twista
I hate to...
Welcome to TMI Tuesday
What do you have to say that’s wayyyy too much info?
tylercoates:
At noon today two guys in my office are going head-to-head in a muffin eating competition. The rules are that they have thirty minutes to eat as many mini-muffins as possible. A stipulation is that they are not allowed to go to the restroom for thirty minutes after the competition. The whole thing depresses me because it makes me feel like I’m working in a frat house, but also...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY GUY IN A SLEEPING BAG
mattevrard:
a fruit roll up.
Bwahahaha
Imma Be - Black Eyed Peas
You’re Not Sorry (CSI Remix) - Taylor...
i'm trying to go to my happy place
jermainia:
but it involves me eating my mother’s macaroni and cheese.
For the record, I had home-made macaroni and cheese for breakfast- but it was the M&C I made for myself. De-lish
Dear Mutebutton,
mutebutton:
getyourliferight:
How long before you get off work. ’Cuz I am dying to watch TrueBlood.
QUIT YOUR JOB AND COME NOW.
GYLR
Don’t tempt me. I’ll be over promptly after I is did.
Not to spoil anything, but you’re going to love this week’s episode. Super cute blonde naive christian boy gets the lowest-of-low fives…
If this week give me any sass, I'm going to kick...
I’m not playin around
How drunk are you on a scale of one to Lindsay...
johnnyfive:
bobbysworld:
(via Srsly)
Tonight I’m going to be double Lohanning it
Low Country Book Burning →
I can’t wait to see their proposal on ending racism!
I’m Your Baby Tonight (Dronez Remix) -...
It's been a bad weekend for Gays & Lesbians
Bruno came out- enough said.
But also this story about a man who used the “gay panic” defense to get himself out of first degree murder. He claims he stabbed his gay neighbor to death (61 times) to fend of an unwanted sexual advance. The jury bought it and acquitted him of murder charges. I feel like this story came from the 90’s, when that kind of stuff was pretty...
They should make a "I'd rather be fishing" type...
It would apply to me in almost every circumstance.