May 2009
136 posts
cough cough.
(via tlbb)oink?
markuswalcott:
why is it so easy for people to say goodbye to me? why is it so easy for people to ignore me?
why can’t just one person care for me the way i feel like i deserve. im convinced it’ll never happen.
i need to get the fuck out of here now.
Hey there kindred spirit.
April 2009
141 posts
Do I have swine flu? →
(via tmblg)
Fastest diagnosis I’ve ever had
Me and the cute new guy at the office have been...
We only awkwardly say hi when passing in the halls, but we talk on the company im. THAT COUNTS. Tomorrow will be our 1 month e-versary, I hope he messages me something nice.
tylercoates:
Vice President Biden makes me feel less easy about protecting myself from swine flu:
“I would tell members of my family, and I have, ‘I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now,”’ Biden said in an interview on NBC News’ Today show this morning.
“It’s not that it’s going to Mexico… It’s that you’re in a confined aircraft, where one person sneezes, it goes all the way through...
Don't hate me for asking this, but is Virgina Foxx...
I’m dead serious; look at her Wikipedia page entry picture:
In .5 seconds I went from having general disdain for her, to total pity. She’s just a poor old lady!! Good for her for being able to read that hate-speech with that cross eye!
Cranberry juice and 99 Bananas is a surprisingly...
I’m not even on my period!
It does make me sleepy though.
I'm going to bed. Somebody want to cuddle?
Ok, since somebody already brought up Wicked...
OMG so many people on Tumblr posted #savechuck and...
Am I missing something about this show? Sure, Chuck is hot, but is there actually an interesting show to back it up?
Besides, if Zachary Levi doesn’t have a job, he’ll obviously turn to porn so it’s a win for us anyway. THINK IT THROUGH PEOPLE!
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Met somebody interesting last night
will update later if anything comes of it
having one of those 'vodka solves everything'...
(via jermainia)
cheers! I’ll see you out tonight?
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The difference between religion and science is...
Two people are stranded on a deserted island with a radio. They turn it on to hear a series of beeps. Religion says “It’s telling us to be good and stay put, and we’ll be saved eventually. Whew!” and turns off the radio.
Science turns the radio back on and says “This might be instructions for how to get rescued, or a message that help is coming, or it could be...
Watchlukees:
ottocedeno:
BOOMBOX on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Found this on Julia’s blog. It is the best video I’ve found on the internet to date. What a brilliant concept and amazing execution.
Paging faggotry, bitch is caaaaaaaaaaaamp
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Why is my jaw sore?
He wasn’t that big…
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Competition in the Cable Internet Market? →
Well I never! Looks like Cablevision is gunning for TWC, Comcast and Verizon by offering incredibly fast internet connections for far below the asking price of the other companies. Can we get some service down here in NC please?
BioWare shoves a whole universe in the closet →
BioWare take their Star Wars role-playing seriously. So seriously that the developers are shutting down talk on Old Republic’s message boards about homosexuality, because it’s a term that does “not exist in Star Wars”.
Sure there’s no such thing as gay relationships but incest and inter-species play is totally cool- looking at you Han, Chewy, Luke and Leia
Applause Meter
dearoldlove:
I could always tell when you were testing out a joke on me. I felt like your focus group with benefits.
I want a focus group with benefits! *sulk*
ohmychrist ... chapel hill should be renamed cock...
(via jermainia)
Maybe for you cause you have good friends. Mine just watch me as I get all up on nasty ‘mos. With the exception of one of my friends anyway.
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Coincidence or truth? What Does Your Month Of... →
(via markuswalcott)
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things....
Pictures of me and Patrick and Jonathan at LDOC →
Ugh, I’m pictured with my hideous beard and overgrown haircut. Plus drunk. Yeah. Oh and MatthewJoseph and LordOlimar and Jermainia were there.
Aaaaaaaaaand I just tried to spell usually...
Instead of hangovers, I just get permanently dumber.
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God damnit I need to stop posting to Tumblr when...
Just sayin.
PS. sorry followers
Hellooooo Mondays
Late for work.
Update:
Haha, I typed that in my car as I was sitting at a green light. That’s why the title was “Momfays”. I narrowly avoided missing the 10am meeting for which I needed to take notes. Apparently I made out with an ugly guy at Stir last night. Most people who know me know that as “Sunday” though amirite?
If my heart were a pair of eyes
I think what I do on weekends would be equivalent to staring at the sun for 45 seconds.
“I’d like to bang you like a screen door in a hurricane.”
– My dirty mind, while texting this afternoon. I got some last night and everything; what’s wrong with me??
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Defying Gravity - Wicked Soundtrack
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In the past 7 days I have done some things I...
Still working on not doing the exact wrong thing when it comes to relationships. At least my striaght friends suck at it too; maybe that’s why we’re friends. United in our romantic ineptitude, we keep each other company and share in understanding of the hurts of liking other people.
Ok people officially don't know how to use FML
“I just ate half an apple pie fml!”
Really? Cause that sounds great. Fuck you if you’re worried about calories, that’s not the pie’s fault. You should say “I have no self control, fml” if that’s what you’re worried about
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Fighting for Marriage rights
I’m noticing a new trend in the recent marriage legislation. Connecticut’s legislature recently amended its laws to have gender neutral marriage, but at the same time indicated that the law would not require churches to provide services to same sex couples if gay marriage conflicted with their church doctrine. Maine is currently weighing in on marriage equality, and the proposed...
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Brown University Student goes undercover to... →
Kevin Roose transferred to Liberty University to gain a perspective on Conservative Christianism- a way of thinking he was not familiar with. Instead of taking the easy way out and lampooning the beliefs for his book, he immersed himself in its culture, and ended up finding the students to be “normal”
As normal as they are, they are still attending a fake university. An institution...
