They Call Me Fousheezy: Archive

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Dec 1st

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Crooked Teeth by Death Cab For Cutie

Nov 30th

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Chain Reaction

Last night was exactly what I needed. As I was writing “Chase Me”, I checked the facebook profile I had sworn off to find he is no longer listed as single. I ran upstairs and doubled the amount of vodka I was going to pregame with. I was still excited to go out with Colt though. I heard about an up and coming new gay club: “Garden and Gun Club” and was eager to check it...

Nov 29th

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So What from Pink’s new album. Love it!

Nov 29th

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Chase After Me

I regret it every time I look at your facebook profile; I won’t do it anymore. Am I a bad person for hating somebody who writes on a wall? Someone I’ve never met? Yes. Of course! I wouldn’t really call it hate, more like envy. I just can’t help but wonder why you contacted me just as I was getting over never seeing you again. Was it that you wanted to end it, just not the...

Nov 29th

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Nov 28th

Inevitable by Anberlin

Nov 28th

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Durr. Welcome to Gaydom

Marion: but i'm staving off the sickness with alcohol
Fousheezy: i am staving off depression with alcohol
Fousheezy: hooray!
Fousheezy: we should drink together
Marion: what's wrong?
Marion: besides being forced to be around the family
Fousheezy: haha that's not a problem at all really
Fousheezy: this guy i like
Fousheezy: is kinda dating somebody else
Fousheezy: blah
Fousheezy: nothing interesting
Marion: :-( i'm sorry
Fousheezy: yeah, it's all good. nothing to be done but move on
Fousheezy: i seem to have a knack for unknowingly taking guys' virginity and then making them want to date the NEXT guy they meet
Fousheezy: i'm like the walmart greeter of the gay world
Marion: hahahah
Marion: i'm sorry
Marion: most of the walmart greeters i know are 
Marion: retarded
Fousheezy: i have something to tell you...
Fousheezy: i'm actually retarded

Nov 27th

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Love Song on Anberlin’s Blueprints for the...

Nov 27th

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Give Thanks: Part II

Last night was incredible! It started out with plans to go to Scorpios with Colt via cab ride. Midway home, I got a call from Colt that revealed we were meeting gays at the club, and we had a DD so we could get our drank on before going inside. Thankful for sober friends woot! I danced long and hard- I was drenched with sweat by the end of the night- and Colt drove me back to my place to watch the...

Nov 27th

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Give Thanks

Now that I’m back in Charlotte- I was browsing around ManHunt thinking I’d get some action to keep myself occupied. Only- even though some of the guys are really cute- I don’t really want to hook up with any of them. It’s weird. I hope maybe that’ll change once I get drunk and go out tonight. I mean, it’s my default thing…

Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

Nov 25th

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Little Jackie’s One Love I got hooked on...

Nov 25th

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Unhide Image What the HELL? James sent this to me… Click through to see the uncensored version of the animated gif

Nov 25th

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Thanksgayving

My good friend Mary Beth is hosting a Thanksgiving dinner at her boyfriend’s house tonight. She invited me and a bunch of our friends to have an entirely out and comfortable thanksgiving for those of us who aren’t out to family. I’m out to my parents/grandparents/relatives, but I still love the idea and want to be supportive of all my friends who still haven’t come out. So...

Nov 25th

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The Mormon Shuffle

The Mormon Shuffle is when a gay person who has not fully come to terms with their reality vascillates between acceptance of being gay, and total rejection of gay life- sometimes appearing to be seperate personalities entirely. Last night I got a late night call from my friend Nik! I hadn’t heard from him since before the election so we caught up on each others’ lives. He was calling...

Nov 25th

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“I have a feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to...”

– Charles Bukowski (via tmblg)

Nov 25th

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Scientists Understand Where Mass Comes From →

Matter is fundamentally composed of quarks, which are bound by gluons; however, gluons have zero mass, and quarks account for five percent of atomic mass. Scientists can finally explain where the other 95 percent is coming from!

Nov 25th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Watch

More bailouts!

Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

The homosexual agenda -- is your town next? →

Golly! I hope so!

Nov 22nd

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Why the Electoral College sucks, graphically. →

As much as we talk about democracy, we’re pretty bad at it ourselves. We should really invade our own country and pour billions into making our infrastructure work…

Nov 22nd

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So he im’d me last night. We talked. I think...

Nov 21st

Song Title Interview

Rules: - Choose a singer/band/group - Answer the following using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group Band: Britney Spears Are you male or female? I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman Describe yourself. Outrageous What do people feel when they’re around you? (You Drive Me) Crazy How would you describe your previous relationship? Toxic Describe your current relationship....

Nov 21st

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Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Clean Break

I hate feeling like this late at night. All day I am fine, but in the wee hours of morning my mind inexorably returns to you. Our last conversation was so emotionally poisonous for me. I feel like you ambushed me with separation, stabbing me in the stomach and snapping off the blade inside me. Looking at the handle of the knife you call it a clean break, but I still have something unresolved. A...

Nov 20th

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Faces of Proposition 8 →

All you gays and allys out there. Submit photos! I will as soon as I get my boy back with me :)

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Challenged ballots: You be the judge →

Seriously? Some of these ballots indicate a level of stupidity that boggles my mind. Yet they voted- well they tried to anyway. Amazing.

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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From 52 to 48 with Love →

This is really a touching set of pictures with people from both sides of the aisle coming together to support America, regardless of who is leading. I love it!

Nov 19th

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I ain't sayin' he's a gold digger...

Last night Cezanne sent me a facebook message asking me about Sam Bickett. In a heavily punctuated way, he gushed that Sam is very hot, and begged to know more because I am facebook friends with him. Ugh. I responded immediately, explaining Sam is Jonathan’s ex, and also emphasizing that Cezanne shouldn’t want anything to do with him because of the type of gay he is. Cezanne is...

Nov 18th

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Depression 2009: What Would It Look Like? →

After reading this, I am in a depression

Nov 18th

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“At one time, the President and Vice-President were given three-inch-high models...”

– What Life Will Be Like For New US President (via featureorbug) Yikes! At least they didn’t bust in on him with an intern…OH NO I DI’INT

Nov 18th

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Watch

This is an amazing video. The music is a sample of Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros

Nov 17th

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So, Apparently We Had An Openly Gay President? →

He had a first man and everything. Awww

Nov 17th

“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have...”

– Lincoln’s First Inaugural Address, March 4, 1861.

Nov 17th