October 2008
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Typical Conversation with my Brother
Fousheezy: Mom: "mmmm ramen boiled in olive oil"
Fousheezy: mom you're..frying it
Madison: Fried dehydrated noodles
Fousheezy: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fousheezy: *puddle of arousal developes at her feet*
Madison: don't say arousal or any of its derivatives and mom in the same sentence
Madison: please
Fousheezy: mom, quickly aroused, begins licking your neck
Fousheezy: hahahahaha
Fousheezy: have fun, straighty
Madison: hahaha
Madison: It's like a dog
Madison: you just put a diaper on it
Fousheezy: hahahaha
Madison: have fun with dad
Madison: gayeee
Fousheezy: gay-y?
Madison: saggy wrinkly ball sacks, loose rancid butt holes, hair everywhere
Fousheezy: i like that buttholes was...plural...
Madison: yeah i thought about that when i was typing... I figured it was apt... ball sacks is plural too
Fousheezy: *cries quietly in the corner*
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I Vote Purple
6 Days ago, I voted in North Carolina’s early voting program. My brother called me when he got out of class at 2 and I met him outside of his dorm so we could walk to Morehead Planetarium together. The interesting thing about this occurrence is that my brother and I are not voting for the same person for President of the United States.
My Brother
My brother and my father bond over going to...
“If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their...”
– - Thomas Jefferson President of the United States 1801-1809
Broken DS Lite
Fousheezy: did it pass peacefully?
Jay: No.
Jay: It cracked in two.
Fousheezy: what are you going to waste your time with now?
Jay: PORN
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Thursday night reminded me what good friends Bomi and James are. I’m also grateful to be living with James. We’ve been talking tons more which is so much better than the last few months where we rarely spoke except when watching t.v. together. I feel uber-relieved about the whole situation and hope it continues.
Friday I had a semi-date with a really cute guy named Brandon. I invited...
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WatchJames and Bomi chug the three beers some girl bought us for looking sexy :D
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They played this on Ugly Betty last week when...
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This Stinks
My room is finally back to smelling normally. Sunday night I was the drunkest I have ever been. I can say that definitively. A new high (or low) for me.
The weekend had left me drained. I was facing my brother teamed up with my dad constantly sniping at me for supporting Obama while my mom made passive aggressive remarks about how unwelcome I am at home. It’s a lot to fit into a weekend...
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BoardofRabbis.org :: Resolution Opposing CA Prop 8 →
There’s a lot of buzz around California’s Proposition 8. The proposition seeks to eliminate the equal rights for gays and lesbians in california, so opposing prop 8 is supporting gay rights.
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Country First? Then Vote Like It
Through the many themes of the McCain campaign, I find the current (hopefully final) motto of “Country First” to be the most ridiculous. People explain it means you are to love (god and) your country before you consider your personal gain. This concept is just laughable when juxtaposed against the people chanting it. The average McCain supporter, if (s)he really sat down and considered...
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“Just saying ‘no’ prevents teenage pregnancy the way ‘Have a...”
– Faye Wattleton
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Ahhhhh
I’m totally crushing on this guy I just met. He loves the friends I’ve introduced him to, and they love him. Everything about him seems perfect- I don’t want to find out how wrong I am. Thank god for Heather and Bomi
Update 10/21 turns out I was right to be suspicious. Oh well, just doing my best to forget about him and move on
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Bailout: Too Late and to the Wrong People
Now let me just start off by saying I do not claim to be an expert on health care or economics. I’m just going to jump into it based on my understanding from CNN’s Situation Room.
So when the mortgage meltdown broke, the cause was people who shouldn’t have gotten mortgages were unable to make their mortgage payments. The media covered the story with an attitude of disdained...
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Serendipity
I was google searching all last night for a way of visualizing the tags for my Tumblr posts. The closest I came was a 3rd party site which would handle tagging for you- like Disqus does for my comments. I didn’t really like this, but this morning the tumblr hacks updated for the first time in months with: TA DA! A method of visualizing tags. I spent all morning shoring up my tags like they...
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Shiny
Sooo I downloaded Google Chrome just now, and I’m posting from it. It’s a cute little browser- but I don’t see the real point to it yet. It’s not doing anything Firefox wasn’t already doing, and it’s not doing Firefox’s job better either.
Maybe I’ll stumble across some amazing features that I don’t know about, but for now all I can think about...
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Subway Boycott
I recently read about Subway firing one of its employees once he was recognized by a customer as having done gay porn. The customer was apparently upset, and threatened to boycott Subway if the worker was not fired.
Read more about it on Pink-e
I don’t eat at Subway anyway, but this gives me a reason to actively boycott their establishment next time I’m craving a sub.
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Trust
“I have no natural trust in others. I am more inclined to expect them to do ill than to do good. This is the price one has to pay for having a sense of humour. A sense of humour leads you to take pleasure in the discrepancies of human nature; it leads you to mistrust great professions and look for the unworthy motive that they conceal; the disparity between appearance and reality diverts you and...
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The Most Interesting Part Of The Presidential... →
Seriously, these past three debates have left me…wanting more. Tuesday night’s debate made me wish I could drink every time John McCain said “My Friends” but I’ve been good about not drinking since last Friday so the only interesting thing was to watch how awkward people were on national television.
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This is my new favorite song. Kanye’s new...
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Why It's Hard to Change People's Minds →
A long time ago, Mark Twain told us: “It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”
Entwined in Twain’s train of thought, is an implicit — and important — distinction: the difference between being uninformed and being misinformed.
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The Lover Test →
45% partner focus, 67% aggressiveness, 70% adventurousness
You prefer your romance and love to be wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Carnal Lover. The Carnal Lover is a...
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WatchYeah, I’m a perv
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Sitting in Chapel Hill Urgent Care
Yesterday I went to Chapel Hill Urgent Care. All I could think was “I hope my friend isn’t working right now.” That would have been an awkward exchange. Maybe not so much if I had convinced her I was there to have an abortion.
Luckily she wasn’t working, and instead a pretty little blond receptionist took down my information. She also told me my health insurance had...
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I bet you think this blog is about Drinking
Ugh. Hung over and depressed, what a way to wake up. It’s kind of par for Saturdays though and what was I expecting drinking something I named the “John’s Suicide Attempt”. Ugh. I need to not drink for a long long time- oh wait Heather is coming over tonight. I need to not drink until she gets here.
I’m hoping today will be better than yesterday. On Friday I had to...